- May 02 Sat 2020 10:47
足球父子
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:46
追悔莫及
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:46
A blonde,a brunette,and a redhead
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks.
He kicks the first one.
“Meow,” says the redhead. “
It must be a cat,” thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.
“Woof,” says the brunette.
“Must be a dog,” thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.
“Potatoes,” says the blonde.
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:46
超級雷人的應聘承諾
招聘會上,一家公司要求每位應聘者必須填寫一份表格,回答幾個問題。這是一位女大學生填寫的求職承諾!
一、談戀愛了嗎?
我的EQ很低,對男孩子沒感覺。所以,五年內保證不戀愛;五年後萬一不慎戀愛了,保證五年內不結婚;五年後萬一不得不結婚了,保證五年內不生孩子;五年後萬一不小心必須生孩子了……那應該是四十五歲以後的事了吧,你們可以考慮辭退我了。
二、能喝酒嗎?
二十五年來從來沒有喝過酒,不過,如果工作需要,喝;不是工作需要,但領導有要求,喝;客戶有要求,喝;有酒量,喝;沒酒量,創造酒量也要喝;實在喝不下去了,吃解酒藥,喝;喝得爛醉如泥、不省人事、胡言亂語、上吐下瀉了,那也並不表示我不願意喝,麻煩領導直接將酒灌進我的喉嚨裡,只要能灌進去,就行。只有一個請求,曲終人散後幫忙將我送進醫 院。
三、知道什麼是idc嗎?
知道,我平時還喜歡收藏了關於idc的網站,像萬網,新網等, 這樣網站絕對是和idc有關的。
四、希望什麼崗位?
我是學計算機網絡的,是碩士研究生,英語六級,最好能在項目管理崗位;不能在項目管理崗位,做個打字、收發信件的文書也行;不能當文書,在辦公室掃地、端水、抹桌子……打打雜也行;打雜不行,下車間、到班組也行.
五、期望多少薪酬?
五十萬?想都不敢想;二十萬?癡人說夢;十萬?絕不可能;六萬?非常非常滿意;四萬?非常滿意;兩萬?滿意;一萬?我知道不是月薪,是年薪,我也……滿意。如果公司還有困難的話,打張白條,也行。
六、能出差嗎?
短期的,可以;長期的,也可以。短途的,可以;長途的,也可以。與女上司一起出差,可以;陪男上司單獨出差,也可以。有出差補助,坐火車,住旅店,下館子,最好;沒出差補助,坐驢車,住澡堂子,泡方便麵,也沒關係。
七、會自己建博客網站嗎?
博客我沒有,但是我兼職為別人建過一個購物網站百度跟google都有收錄,好不好你自己登網站去看了咯!牛不是吹的,你不聘我你還能聘誰咯!
八、你還有什麼要說的?
我大學畢業兩年多了,跑過幾十場招聘會,投了幾百份求職簡歷,都石沉大海了。有人說,給我一個支點,我能把地球撬起來。可我今天想說的是,這麼大個地球,就不能給我一個支點嗎?我只是需要一個崗位啊!給我一個崗位,讓我養活我自己吧
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:45
戒煙
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:45
尚無體驗
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:45
像坐巴士
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:44
高職人員
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:43
討厭的火車
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:42
敢給我稱老子
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:42
馬萊.佈雷
著名的法國地理學家馬萊. 佈雷(1755-1826)在一部新著中指出一座山 的高度為36, 000英尺.在第一校校樣中,那山的高度被排成360,000英尺.作者劃掉了一個”0″. 然而二校時山的高度卻排成3,600,000英尺.一向以嚴謹著稱的學者十分憤怒, 提筆在校樣中寫道:”3,600,000頭苯驢!我寫的是36,000英尺!”
未等馬萊.佈雷再重新的校樣,此書便出版發行了.不知是由於存心報復還是由於心地純潔,經編排者認真修改的文字在書中寫成了:”世界最高的山峰聳立在3,600,000英尺之上,那裡棲息著36,000頭驢.”於是那座本不出眾的山便以離奇的高度名揚於世,書的作者頓時成為人們挖苦和嘲諷的對象.
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:41
宣讀遺矚之前
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:39
老臉
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:39
Miss Universe’s last Question
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman……..
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night……
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes……..
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:38
縮頭烏龜
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:38
沒有那麼聰明的毛驢
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:37
沒臉見人
- May 02 Sat 2020 10:37
愧對死者