A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
一個男人跟他愛嘮叨的太太到耶路撒冷去度假。
While they were there, the wife passed away.
他們在那裡時太太過世了。
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社業者跟他說：你可以花五千美金把她運回家，或者花一百五十美金埋葬在這裡的聖地。
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
這個人想了一下說他要把她運回家。
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
葬儀社業者問他：為什麼你要花五千美金把你太太運回家呢？葬在這裡很好而且只要一百五十美金啊！
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
這個人回答說：很久以前有一個人在這裡死了，葬在這裡，三天後他復活了！我不能冒這個險！
中文翻譯：Riches Yang
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
一個男人跟他愛嘮叨的太太到耶路撒冷去度假。
While they were there, the wife passed away.
他們在那裡時太太過世了。
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社業者跟他說：你可以花五千美金把她運回家，或者花一百五十美金埋葬在這裡的聖地。
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
這個人想了一下說他要把她運回家。
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
葬儀社業者問他：為什麼你要花五千美金把你太太運回家呢？葬在這裡很好而且只要一百五十美金啊！
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
這個人回答說：很久以前有一個人在這裡死了，葬在這裡，三天後他復活了！我不能冒這個險！
中文翻譯：Riches Yang
早洩怎麼辦,早洩吃什麼藥 - 必利勁
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
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