WHEN AGE HURTS!
您是否曾經感到有點罪惡感，當您看著與自己相同年齡的人，並且認為自己不是對方這樣老？OK，您一定會喜歡底下這個！
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
我名叫愛麗絲，我去看一個第一次預約的新的牙醫，我坐著等他來，我注意到他的執照上有他的全名
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
突然，我想起一個高高又英俊的黑髮男孩，與他同名，是30年前我高中的同班同學
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
是否這就是我曾經迷戀的那個秘密對象呢
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
看到他時，喔，我很快就拋棄這樣的想法
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT...
這個禿頭灰髮臉部深縐的男人與我同學比太老了。在他檢查完我的牙齒後，我問他是否曾就讀摩根園區高中
THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..
是啊，我是。我是野馬，他閃爍著一種驕傲。
"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
您何時畢業的
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED
喔，1975，為何問這個呢
0H, HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
我驚嘆說：你在我的班級
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
他很近的打量著我
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
然後這個很醜的
THEN THAT UGLY,
老的
OLD,
禿頭
BALD,
皺紋
WRINKLED,
肥屁股
FAT ASS,
灰髮的
GRAY HAIRED,
衰老的
DECREPIT,
狗娘養的傢夥問我
SON OF A BITCH ASKED.....
您是敎什麼的？？？
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???" !
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
您是否曾經感到有點罪惡感，當您看著與自己相同年齡的人，並且認為自己不是對方這樣老？OK，您一定會喜歡底下這個！
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
我名叫愛麗絲，我去看一個第一次預約的新的牙醫，我坐著等他來，我注意到他的執照上有他的全名
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
突然，我想起一個高高又英俊的黑髮男孩，與他同名，是30年前我高中的同班同學
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
是否這就是我曾經迷戀的那個秘密對象呢
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
看到他時，喔，我很快就拋棄這樣的想法
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT...
這個禿頭灰髮臉部深縐的男人與我同學比太老了。在他檢查完我的牙齒後，我問他是否曾就讀摩根園區高中
THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..
是啊，我是。我是野馬，他閃爍著一種驕傲。
"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
您何時畢業的
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED
喔，1975，為何問這個呢
0H, HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
我驚嘆說：你在我的班級
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
他很近的打量著我
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
然後這個很醜的
THEN THAT UGLY,
老的
OLD,
禿頭
BALD,
皺紋
WRINKLED,
肥屁股
FAT ASS,
灰髮的
GRAY HAIRED,
衰老的
DECREPIT,
狗娘養的傢夥問我
SON OF A BITCH ASKED.....
您是敎什麼的？？？
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???" !
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幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
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