School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays .
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you Poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the Students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece .
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father : A Banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A Guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read .
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight .
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you Poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the Students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece .
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father : A Banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A Guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read .
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight .
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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幽默笑話,男性功能障礙,兩性話題,陽痿怎麼辦,男性攝護腺,健康養生,早洩怎麼辦
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